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dicksplit:

gurl i never followed you

  • priceofliberty:

    hellabiafra:

    vegasmo:

    Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

    *goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

    Animal: *licks its own asshole*

    human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

    (via lovemetoinfinity)

  • 1devability:

    monochromepanda:

    liveeverything:

    How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh

    I seear ima start being more like this

    (Source: shardwick, via itskuhristenbiotch)

  • unabating:

    -angel:

    I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

    this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

    (via pheno-mena)

  • bikinipowerbottom:

    "She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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    “He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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    “She’s doing really well for a woman”

    image

    (via lovemetoinfinity)

  • vocal-chord:

    javeliner:

    having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’

    this is actually me. 

    (Source: jav-o-lantern, via thetallestwoman-onearth)

  • thedevilswaiting:

    The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

    The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

    Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

    That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

    One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

    Holy shit

    (Source: erickavillongco, via lovemetoinfinity)