- (via bor0mir)
what the fuck is going on
you ever wanna take a pic
but like the camera like “damn shawty not today”
Can we just take a moment to look at these photos of me helping my dog not to sneeze.
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”